Jesus, Hannibal Lecter, and a Penguin walk in to a bar… Okay, not a bar, but my buddy’s house. More specifically, a Halloween party that took place at my friend’s house. Witnesses saw Hannibal Lecter trying to restrain Jesus, only to get punched in the face by a penguin.
Well, I was Hannibal and I got decked by a penguin. Drunk people do weird things, like engage in fist fights while dressed as the Savior and/or an aquatic bird. Or, do even weirder things like try to intervene in such an altercation while dressed as a fictional, cannibalistic, serial killer.
I’m physically okay, but the penguin and I have unfinished business. This is admittedly a humorous post, but I’m serious. Unfinished business. Penguin: You know who you are, and you sucker punched me. Let this post serve as an official “call out.” Whoever you are, penguin, I want to fight you. A simple reply to this post, by you, should get the ball rolling.