This Gym Jerk needs a name. I’ve described gym jerks before, but have come across a pathetic new breed. I’ll provide a description, but you get to name him. Post your answer, and I’ll announce the winner next week.
Appearance: This manicured, metro-sexual, man boy just stepped off Jersey Shore’s set. He sports Tapout, but spends his time getting manicures, not on the mat. Finally, he assaults your nostrils with the bottle of Axe he bathes in prior to hitting the gym. This mindless meat head is the exact demographic to which Axe aims their marketing campaign.
Demeanor: This winner’s swagger and self confidence is convincing, unless you’re able to see through his bullshit. He’s as genuine as Bernie Madoff, and as piggish as “Dice” Clay minus the funny. He brags about painfully false exploits at the club from the weekend prior. Whether he’s boasting of female conquests or brawls he imagined himself a part of, this prick makes a point of bellowing his story to the whole gym. His catch phrase seems to be, “Yo playboy, that bitch is bangin’!”
Do you have the guy pictured yet? Have you met him? Well, name him!