Hi world. I have the best wife in the business. Katchie has made me dinner every Valentine’s Day we have been together. She always does a pretty good job, but this past Saturday was insane!
She quarantined me to the computer room while she cooked dinner. I was up there for a good two hours, so I figured something was up. Something, indeed. After being summoned downstairs, I came face to face with Jesus in food form. She had a candle light dinner prepared that looked straight out of a cooking show. I don’t know fancy terms for food, but that shit looked PROFESSIONAL!
She made me some white sauce lasagna (which I’ve never had before) and Caprese salad, bread and oil/vinegar, and a fruit dessert. Readers: I’m not making up my next statement to earn brownie points with my wife, whom I’m sure will read this. Here it goes: This was the best food I’ve ever had. It was Alfredo Ambrosia, I swear it on my life.
This picture came to mind, as I’m sure my wife had divine inspiration. Except my wife doesn’t have a penis. If she did, it’d be bigger than this dudes’.
Well, this got weird in a hurry. Anyway, I’m done bragging about my lady. I love that wife of mine!